The Guilty Ones

Matt. 22. Making horrible life decisions and trying to learn from them.

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life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

(Source: ellsworthsmelly, via the-uppity-b)

The birthday boy with the birthday cake. He does not seem impressed… @natepauletto

The birthday boy with the birthday cake. He does not seem impressed… @natepauletto

johnstacy:

So as is commonly known, if you hold down the pedal on a piano and play the strings resonate with whatever you play. This never ceases to amaze me.

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Spent the day slaving away at what will hopefully be the best cake ever. The icing is to die for - let’s hope the rest is too!

Spent the day slaving away at what will hopefully be the best cake ever. The icing is to die for - let’s hope the rest is too!

I’m a big ball of emotions right now. I’ve been trying to ignore it all and now it’s come crashing down.

I guess at least it’s a mixture of good and bad emotions. Hmm.

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

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theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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